A great song for crazyyy stripping!

Melanie C - I want candy Oh la la they're singing about me!

I know a girl who's tough but sweet...
She's so fine she can't be beat...
She's got everything that I desire...
She sets the summer sun on fire...
I want candy! I want candy! I want candy! I want candy!
Go to see her when the sun goes down!
There ain't no finer girl in town!
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered a drinka so sweet, you make my mouth water...
Candy on the beach there's nothing better...
but I like candy when it's wrapped in leather...
And someday soon I'll make her mine...
And then I'll have candy all the time...
I want candy!

Flashbacks

Trembling, I licked the dryness of my lips… His hand brushed mine... My lips parted as he leaned to kiss me...he pushed me on the bed...My trembling arms encircled his neck as his lips crushed mine… I whimpered… His hands were now beneath the robe, He breathed into my ear and said "you're soo beautiful", caressing my heaving breasts… My nipples were standing out like spikes as he was pressing his body against mine, his long hardness throbbing against my thighs... I gasped for more air... His body was on flames…I couldn't stand it anymore… I wanted him soo bad but didn't want to spoil the moment and decided to tease him even more! Fuck Foreplay I want him in me…lifting my leg up he brushed himself against me and teased me…it felt insanely delicious… My legs were shaking, my breasts heaving in desire. My slender body seemed particularly small and vulnerable against his large and muscular body… His fingers stroked my long hair, his lips tracing a sensuous path down my neck to the fullness of my breasts…He looked me straight to the eyes and suddenly stopped caressing me and excused himself to switch on some soothing music and poured me some red wine…I didn't want wine…I felt like drinking something stronger…maybe I could just black out and forget the burning and killing desire in my body…he came back took off my robe and poured the wine all over my burning body it was felt like I was suddenly cured from my insanity and stupid horniness... I suddenly slapped him, wore my clothes on and slammed the door behind me and headed to a place I wasn't familiar to…it looked like a chateau with a forest full of rabbits and suddenly I woke up and realized that it was just a fucking sick wet dream! Looked around me and found my red robe clinging to the arm chair...looked at the blazing alarm clock next to me...and it was only 5 a.m...So I went back to sleep wishing that I could dream of him again… But this time i'll fuck his brains out and make him regret teasing me and making me want him soo bad!

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
1. Slept in bed beside you? moody...
2. Saw you cry: My sis...cried coz there's someone I missed and wanted to see but couldn't...
3. Went to the movies with you? Amoosha and moody…shit long fuckin time since I been to the movies!
4. You went to the mall with? 7amood
5. You went to dinner with? Friends
6. You talked on the phone? Moody
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? I cant say…it’s a secret…plus don’t wanna get myself into shit..in many ways…o-k…I think I’ll shut up now!
8. Broke your heart? O
9. Made you laugh? My sis...we were watchin this movie about an old lady who was jealous of some young sexy grl and told on her about the affair she had with a 15 yr old dude...reminded us of my sister's mother-in-law ... She was fuckin hilarious! The way she used to stare at boobs and legs in the movie! Long time since I laughed that hard! I enjoy laughin at phsycoz and freaks..

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose...from what I've heard piercing yer tongue hurts like hell...
2. Be serious or be funny? I am funny! ;p
3. Drink whole or skim milk? FULL CREAM baby!I need that fat for ma boobz and booty!
4. Die in a fire or drown? … neither!
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents of course even though they can be enemies sometimes…who the fuck wants to “spend time” with their enemies?!?

DO YOU PREFER. .
1. Flowers or candy? Flowers & Candies!
2. Grey or black? Black
3. Color or Black and white photos? Color… I LOVE colorz!
4. Lust or love? Love coz it leads to lust...
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset after tanning for 2 hours is the best!
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Both
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late...am more of a night person...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Do you like anyone? Yes
2. Do they know it? I think they do…come on if they don’t then they gotta be the dumbest person ever! ;p

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or right? Right
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? 2 Best friends...the more girls around the more jealousy and gossips! I like to stay away from girls coz you never know when they'll stab you in the back...I also prefer guy friends coz guys are more loyal in friendships...
5. Sun or rain? BOTH...there's 2 things I love most: sunny weather with a lil wind hittin ma back and RAIN is the weather of universal banging in da car...
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
7. Vodka or whisky? Vodka...

1. What time is it? 3:31 pm
2. Name:Candy
3. Nickname: Candy cane, sugaa, sunshine
4. Where were you born? Abu Dhabi, U.A.E
5. What is your birth date? April. 21, 1984.
What do you want? I want way too many things (in life) … its infinite! Some ppl say that im way too ambitious…my response: “Go get urself a goal in life or better yet A LIFE!”
7. Where do you want to live? L.A., NYC, Brazil, Spain, Dxb...
8. How many kids do you want? 2 max...I don't want to loose my identity and be just a mom running around like a mad women after kids..
9. What would you want to name a girl? I've always liked the name Laura and Layal
10. What would you want to name a boy? Khalifa or 6alal
11. You want to get married? I don't believe in marriage...but maybe if I found a guy who is worth the sacrifice and who treats me like a princess why not?!

UNIQUE!
1. Nervous Habits: Playing with my hair…continuously shaking my leg...
2. Are you double jointed? No
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily? Yes
8. Which shoe goes on first? Right
9. Ever thrown one at someone? Yes many times when I can't find anything else next to me
10. On the average, how much money do you carry on you? Depends if am going out on a date I just carry whatever I have in my purse just in case we get into a fight and I leave in a cab...If am going shopping at least 1,000 Dhs...
11. What jewelry do you wear everyday? necklace or earrings rarely both...I like simplicity..

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl & cut
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes
3. Favorite ice cream: Strawberry cheesecake!
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Around 2
5. What's your favorite beverage? Coke
7. Do you cook? Yes when am in a good mood I cook pasta (pine arabiata or Parmesan Cheese )

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy Because I'm Sexy as Hell!! what about you?

pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I needed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I raped
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - i stabbed
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - Paris Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - Ur grandma
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - 21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - you
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - a crackhead

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because DRUGS DO EFFECT ME
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Why Men Shave

Some of my birthday pics...

Some goood red wine for relaxing....

My friend amoosha da sexiest babe in town...and ME on the screeen :p

WE gnna sip baccardi coz it's maa birthday...I just love ma name!My sis snugglin up with her new bf...they looked sooo cute together!
Me chillin with moody...I look evil in this pic : s
My new hair do....now that I went semi blonde I wanna go back to being a brunette again : (
Chillin out again...it's been a lonngg time since I snuggled up in a cozy couch with someone....It made me feel safe...
Am not gnna tell you what I wished for : p well I just made a quick wish before the candles melt...WORLD PEACE, Happiness and to find real unconditional true love...

What Does Your Birthdate mean?

Moi: April 21

I'am a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. OH YEAH BABY! I like to be unpredictable and mysterious...

Bright but unbridled, I tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.(tell me about it!)People are frustrated by my great potential, but I love my unconventional life.

I'am a heartbreaker. People get attached to me, and then I'am gone! I hate guys who call 24/7 and become soo clingy!

Strength: My thirst for adventure

Weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures... When I want something soo bad I want to have it QUICK! Which is why I like quickies :p

Power color: Hot pink

Power symbol: Figure seven

Power month: March

Find out what your birthdate means :http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/

Wasted...

Standing at the back door
She tried to make it fast
One tear hit the hard wood
It felt like broken glass
She said sometimes love slips away
And you just can't get it back
Let's face it
For once this second
She almost turned around
But that would be like pouring rain
Back into a cloud
So she took another step and said I see the way out and I'm gonna' take it
I don't wanna' spend my life jaded
Waiting to wake up one day and find That I've let all these years go by Wasted
Another glass of whisky and it still don't kill the pain
So he stumbles to the sink and pours it down the drain
He says it's time to be a man and stop living for yesterday Face it.
Waiting to wake up one day and find That I've let all these years go by
Wasted Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
But still every morning' the color of the night
I ain't spending no more time Wasted
She kept drivin' along Till the moon and the sun were floating side-by-side
He looked in the mirror and his eyes were clear
For the first time in a while

Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face...
You told me how proud you were, but I walked away...
If only I knew what I know today
I would hold you in my arms...
I would take the pain away...
Thank you for all you've done...
Forgive all your mistakes...
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again...
Sometimes I wanna call you...
But I know you won't be there...
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do...
And I've hurt myself by hurting you...
Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit...
Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss...
And it's so hard to say goodbye...
When it comes to this...
Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?
There's nothing I wouldn't do to have just one more chance...
To look into your eyes and see you looking back...

The Secret Health Benefits of Sex

Many people simply enjoy a healthy sex life because sex is pleasurable. Now there's another reason to stay under the sheets; there are substantial health benefits of sex. Enjoying a rigorous romp can do wonders for everyone both physically and psychologically. Now, men everywhere can tell their ladies that sex is not only for fun, but, since there are health benefits of sex, their lives may depend on it.

The following are six different reasons why sex and sexual activity may help you live a longer, happier life due to the health benefits of sex:

1. Sex can cure headaches!

All those times that you were told, "Not tonight honey, I have a headache," all you had to do was inform your woman that one of the health benefits of sex is its ability to act as a pain reliever. The hormone oxytocin (a nine amino acid peptide that is synthesized in hypothalamic neurons and transported down axons of the posterior pituitary for secretion into blood) secretes within your body whenever you engage in sexual activity.
Because of this secretion, endorphins (hormone-like chemicals that bear a close functional resemblance to MORPHINE) are released. When a person is aroused or excited, oxytocin levels not only begin to increase, they are the reason that orgasms come about. Studies have shown that a rise in oxytocin levels can relieve pain; everything from headaches, cramps and overall body aches can be diminished with a simple roll in the hay.

2. Reduce stress, sleep well

A recent survey revealed that people who have more sex reported that they felt more at ease, happier and learned how to handle stress better. So perhaps the term "sexual frustration" is not too far from the truth.
After an orgasm, an intense wave of calm and relaxation overcomes humans (that's why men usually fall asleep : p) and it's a time when people can truly liberate themselves and let go. Plenty of people who enjoy a regular dose of sex convey that they sleep much better during the night and feel alive and refreshed throughout the day. So, one of the health benefits of sex is a better nights sleep, which allows you to handle day-to-day stress much more efficiently.

3.Increase blood flow

It goes without saying that when we get aroused our blood starts to pump at a quicker rate and, thus, blood flow to our brain increases. Both an increased heart rate and more blood pumping through the brain result in better performance (in and out of the bedroom).
What this ultimately means is that the fresh supply of blood pumping through your body provides the organs with a healthy dose of oxygen and rids the body of old and wasteful products. So, another health benefit of sex is a cleansed system. Treat your temple right with the help of a little excitement.

4. Body maintenance

One of the health benefits of sex is that it helps to keep you fit and it can keep you in constant awareness of your body image. Everyone likes to know that they have a nice physique and continually being naked in front of another person can be somewhat of a good incentive to stay in shape. And of course don't forget strip teasing each other : p
Believe it or not, sex burns off 150 calories every half hour. Although the average couple engages in sex for approximately 25 minutes a session only three times a week, it still accounts for 450 calories that are better taken off than put on.
If you're more active than average, then that will only make things more beneficial for you and that lucky gal. A health benefit of sex, particularly a rigorous hour of sex, is that it may burn even more than 300 calories depending on how rigorous you get.

5. Fountain of youth

Although the orgasm is sometimes referred to as the "little death" having at least two orgasms a week can increase your life span. Every time you reach orgasm, the hormone DHEA (Dehydroepiandrosterone) increases in response to sexual excitement and ejaculation.

DHEA can boost your immune system, repair tissue, improve cognition, keep skin healthy, and even work as an antidepressant. Therefore, a health benefit of sex if you keep the orgasms coming, is potentially a longer life.

6. More hormones are good

Both testosterone and estrogen levels experience a boost through regular sexual activity. Testosterone does more than just boost your sex drive, it helps fortify bones and muscles, and it keeps your heart in good working condition as well.
In women, sex increases the levels of estrogen, which protects against heart disease. Ever wonder why women love the touchy, feely stuff so much? It's because of their rise in estrogen levels. This hormone also plays a huge role in a woman's body scent. While estrogen makes women sentimental, a rise in their testosterone levels is what makes them desire penetration.
Men also produce estrogen and as they age, their estrogen levels increase while their testosterone levels drop. This reversal often results in men becoming somewhat calmer as they get on in years (the younger your guy is the wilder he is : p)

One night stands....

Can Cheaters Change?

Today I was hanging out with my friends cruising around in the car, talking about relationships and why most men in our country end up with prostitutes...Don't get me wrong, there are faithful men and women out here...but they're verrrry rare...and most local girls here are just soo damn materialistic and would do anything for money even if it was sellling their body... It's sad I know...some do it for pleasure and to meet VIP's, others just to get laid with any man because they're desperate...I just think it's just sick that alot of our girls became like that...

Anyways, so we were talking about infidelity and how men are just like animals...wanting to satisfy themselves and just get on with it...so they turn to pay girls...I asked many of my friends why they do it? "Don't you feel cheap? I mean what if she gives you a blow job and you end up getting STDs from her?"Some enjoy it because there are no strings attached...they don't have to open up to them and express whats going on in their minds from feelings, memories, how much they loved their ex's BLAH BLAH BLAH...others just got sick of relationships and the girls they meet coz' lets face it...alota girls girls here WANT MARRIAGE sooo BAD...they nag 24/7 "'When are we getting married?" "Where is this relationship going?" and many other questions....If I was a guy I would definitely SHOOT MYSELF! It is soooo annoying and I don't blame guys for dumping those poor pathetic girls...

So, I came across an article before signing into my blog...It was about whether cheaters can change? Ok...So I have to admit I did cheat a few of times...and yes! i felt guilty about it...but I always believe that "what goes around comes around" and the reason I do it is whenever I have a gut feeling that a guy is CHEATING on me...Don't ask me HOW :s I just feeel it...so i go cheat and then a month or so later...I find out that he's been cheating from the start...So when the minute I find out...I just SMILE :D why? coz' I feel relieved that I haven't done anything wrong and that HE DESERVES IT...But I think now that I met someone special...I'm about to change...I really hope that this relationship lasts and I reallyy really hope neither of us would cheat on each other...He's really special, very sweet, and has the best sense of humour I've ever seen in my life...he makes me laugh soo hard I once almost peed in my pants! I've always thought that because I fell in love 3 times and heartbroken 3 fuckin times, that I will never fall in love again...But c'est laaa VIE! My heart is gayyy soo gayy that I easily fall in love...and out of love sooo god damn easily that I sometimes think it's maybe because i have a heart of a man or maybe it's because I date like men...I' m always not serious about my date and always break their hearts...THAts me! I hate it but it's just in me...I can't help it...I feel bad for them...but hey! someone had to teach them a lesson...What goes around coomeses around...

So lets have a look at what the statistics say about CHEATING *EVIL* BUT EXISTS IN THIS FUCKING GAY WORLD:

• 60 percent of men say that even having drinks with an old flame is cheating...Oh really? So guys are allowed to meet up with their ex's and talk but we're not allowed to have drinks with our old flames?! WTF is wrong with you guys?




• 50 percent of men say visiting strip clubs is cheating...I agreeee




• 60% of married men and women in the U.S cheat on their spouses. I think the percentage is fucking higher here in the U.A.E...maybe 90%!




• All women say emotional betrayal is worse than physical betrayal...I totally agree! I would rather know that my man just had a one night stand (with condoms of course) than having a love affair without having sex with her...




• The average woman says that the No. 1 reason for divorce is infidelity.

We'd all like to think that people can make changes, learn to compromise, and make their relationship stronger. Unromantic men can learn to buy a card every once in a while; women who nag can learn to stop themselves at least a few times they see toothpaste in the sink, or whatever it is. But those are small changes. The big changes -- the changes that can make or break a relationship -- are the ones most of us are really concerned about. And perhaps the biggest question of all -- when you consider that 25 percent of men admit to cheating in relationships and about 15 percent of women do(MOST DON'T ADMIT) -- is this: Can cheaters change? Is cheating an inherent personality trait or a controllable behavioral one? Can a guy -- or gal -- who strays learn to be a house cat?

Can Cheaters Change? Not a chance!

Once someone crosses the line in the relationship , it's like a seal being broken on a pill bottle. Though some of it may depend on whether it was a drunken fling or an ongoing stealth hookup with someone at work, the fact is that once that trust is compromised, the offender will have a hard time resetting the relationship to its startup condition. Even if the victim accepts the offender back into the relationship, the offender will be likely to stray again because he knows he's already gotten away with it once. The bigger picture, really, is the fact that he (we'll assume the cheater is a he; sorry, guys) cheated for a reason -- that something in his current relationship -- for example, one study showed that couples with infidelity issues showed greater dishonesty, arguments about trust, narcissism, and time spent apart -- made him explore other options. And that's ultimately what makes him prone to do it again. But...

Can Cheaters Change? Absolutely!

Just because someone has cheated in one relationship doesn't mean that he's always a cheater in his next relationships -- for the very same reason. In the relationship where he cheated, he was willing to gamble it away. So if he enters a committed relationship where he feels there's much more to lose, there's a less likely chance he'll want to risk it. Does that mean he won't, or that he couldn't succumb to the temptations of the tight-topped bartender? Of course not. Cheating certainly can make some relationships impossible to continue, but some infidels can indeed change -- that is, if he hopes to make other relationships even remotely possible.

So what do you guys think? CAN CHEATERs CHANGE?

Just for lesbians

Donut bumper: A slang term describing a homosexual woman, insinuating that she humps other female's crotches.

Hot n sexy...

Lost-In-Translation: how to understand what your man is trying to tell you

Guys are complicated but once you understand those creatures you'll see them like confused dogs...seriously coz they are...they think about when they can get fresh meat and get laid : p jk

So lets say you guys are dating and he says: So maybe we could get together or something?
He means: I think you're really hot and want to ask you out, but I'm too chicken to say so

He says: Nothing about seeing you again
He means: His mojo wasn't rising

He says: You're a really good person
He means: You'll never see him again

He says: Let's be friends
He means: You're not my type, but could you set me up with your hot friend?

He says: I'll call you
He means: I really mean to call but I'm scared you'll say yes, we'll go out and it will be a letdown. Or worse, what if it's not? Do I want to go through all the hassle of dating? Get married? Have kids? Aaahhhh!

He says: We're dating
He means: We've spent at least five nights together, at least one of which has ended in sexual contact. But in no way are we exclusive

He says: We're seeing each other
He means: It's down to you and one other woman

He says: I think we should date exclusively
He means: I'm scared that if I don't make things more permanent, you'll date someone else...selfish bastard! If you play around I'll do the same why date you exclusively?!!?


What He Says When He Wants Sex

He says: This is our third date, isn't it?
Is it warm out or just me?
What time do you go to work in the morning?
You think it's true what they say about oysters?
He means: I WANT SEX!!!! NOW!! Get in the back seat!

He says (in the middle of a great orgasm): I love you
He means: I love that incredible thing you are doing with your finger/tongue/body right now

He says (immediately after making love): It'll be great to show you the house I grew up in (or anything else that smacks of the future) or is this the best orgasm you had?
He means: Are you thinking about your ex and how much better he was than me?

He says: We haven't spoken for ages and I've been thinking about you
He means: I haven't gotten laid in almost three months

He says: I'm not looking to get serious
He means: I just want a little nookie

He says: How many guys have you been with?
He means: I'm the best, right? Never tell him how many guys you slept with coz this freak will look down on you and think your a slut even if you only slept with one guy! why? Because he thinks you're lying and that you slept with more...

What He Says When He's Serious

He says: I really like you
He means: I think I am falling in love but if I say that word, there is no going back

He says (in the middle of a date): It'll be great to show you the house I grew up in (or anything else that smacks of the future)
He means: See Above

He says: "Girlfriend"
He means: You've made him breakfast, he fixed your car and his buddies aren't allowed to come on to you

He says: Nothing's wrong. I'm fine
He means: God, I know you want to talk about my day and all my interrelationships with my colleagues and boss, but I am at home now and I just want to drink 10 beers, eat a large pizza and a bag of chips for dinner and zone out

He says: Maybe we need to slow down
He means: Maybe 'you' need to slow down

He says: I don't know what I want
He means: I don't want you...just dump him right away...coz you're just a brand new sex toy he wants to play with...

He says: I need some space
He means: I'm about this close to dumping you but I haven't worked up the nerve yet...dump him...see how he'll run after you and if he didn't then he ain't worth it...don't waste your time with this loser...

He says: You're an amazing woman
He means: You're an amazing woman

He says: I love you
He means: You make me incredibly happy whenever we are together. I think you may be "The One".

Top Lies He'll Tell You

Be wary, if he says any of the following to you:

But I tried to call ...Sorry baby I couldn't call you all day coz I had a meeting and then my dad was with me all night! *So did you fuck yer dad hard enough?*
I didn't get the message
I didn't notice what she looked like
Sex isn't the most important thing
I'll be careful
We'll talk about it later
I'm not mad
I could fall in love with you in a minute (wait a minute and ask him how he feels now)

You know your man really loves you if he:

Lets you drive his car (especially his new SUV)
Assumes you're spending the weekend together
Introduces you to his friends
Stops wearing his "If you're not wasted, the day is" T-shirt, because he knows you hate it
Calls for absolutely no reason
Wants to talk after sex < best moment>

One of my favorite songs...I know its an old rock song from the 90's but it realllly reflects my mood right now...


I hate the world today...
Your so good to me, I know...
But I cant change...
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath...
Innocent and sweet...
Yesterday I cried...
You must have been relieved to see the softer side...
I can understand how youd be so confused...
I dont envy you...Im a little bit of everything...
All rolled into one...Im a bitch...
Im a lover...Im a child...Im a mother...
Im a sinner...Im a saint ...I do not feel ashamed...
Im your hell...Im you dream...
Im nothing in between...
You know you wouldnt want it any other way...
So take me as I am...
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man...
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous...
And Im going to extremes...
Tomorrow I will change...
And today wont mean a thing...
Just when you think you got me figured out...
The seasons already changin...
I think its cool you do whatcha do...
And dont try to save me...
Im a bitch...Im a tease...
Im a goddess on my knees...
When youre hurt when you suffer...
Im your angel undercover Ive been numb...
Im revived...
Cant say Im not alive...
You know I wouldnt want it any other way...

When a 3 year old is asked about monsters...She's sooo cute! I want a baby girl : (

THE BEACH DATE

Woke up today at 10 a.m after a terrible dream...again I had the same dream which always has to do with getting lost in the middle of a foreign place and falling off a cliff...So, i decided to take my mind off those annoying dreams by doing something FUN...called my sis and friend and they said they're going to the island again...I didn't feel like it...So I wore my new golden bikini, jeans mini skirt and a white tank top and decided to go for the date I was postponing for weeks...I didn't feel like dating at all lately...

Arrived at 11 a.m and the minute we left the car..the guy I was with, lets call him Foot fetish guy, came behind me and just gave me this squeezy big hug I thought I was going to burst : s anyways, I thought it was just sweet untill I felt something that felt like a rock behind me...you can all guess what happened...I just ignored the whole incident and said the stupidest remark ever "Oh, Whats this hard thing behind me?" He just went quiet. Why did I have to say anything!

The place was very packed and there were alota localz there staring into the wide space using thier radar powers to detect if there are any fuckable girls around...phsycoz pacing the long paths filled with tropical trees between the pool and beach following the lil girls around...Some kept on staring at me and giving me those wicked smiles even thought I was with a guy...thank god I wasn't alone...I would have been child molested if I was alone *blink blink* don't let the pics fool you I' am a petite girl with a small bone structure...people would think I' am a 12 year old if i wore girlish stuff...which I don't I want to look like a 22 year old hot babe : p I really pity all the old women I saw today with bright pink lipstick and flower power dresses...they just looked plain stupid...

Back to the date, it went fine and we had good laughs...I just love making fun of people with someone sarcastic : p he was fun untill I was about to leave the car..he asked me if it was ok if he could kiss my feet :/ I expected a passionate kiss on the lips. like the one we had earlier behind the tree..I felt offenended...not because he wanted to kiss my feet but because I think the only time a guy should kiss a girl's feet is when she means alot to him and when they're in a relationship...I explained to him that I don't want him to kiss my feet and that he should kiss his mother's feet not mine...he was upset and so I gave him a peck on the lips and left the car...After I went home I called him to thank him for taking me out and this is when he went ballistic on me : s and told me that he doesn't like it when he feels rejected and all...CEST LA VIE! shekly i won't date from now on : s


Some pics of my feet taken by the foot fetish guy...

What Does Your Phone Say About You?

I came across this interesting article today and wanted to share it with u guys...Which category do u fall under?

Motorola Magenta RAZR (had this one before): Fashion conscious, under 24, fun seekers, individualistic.The "It" girls must have phone.Celebrities who have one: Maria Sharapova, Paris Hilton, Denise Richards, Nicole Richie, Rachael Bilson, and Mischa Barton.

Dolce & Gabbana V3i RAZR (have this one now): Only 1,000 of these were made so this phone screams "I'm One of a Kind."Celebrities who have one: Sharon Stone, Hillary Duff, Reese Witherspoon...I tried to change my phone many times but I can't! I've been using it since july which makes it 10 months old..it's pretty ****ed up now..it freezes and sometimes the screen goes blank : s but I love it! sometimes when you love a thing you don't look at the negative side....What I love most about this phone is the COlor *aaah*...and the complicated menu (which makes it impossible for a jealous bf who uses nokia to figure out a way to check for missed calls) :p

Chocolate LG Pink: Favorite with moms/stay-at-home parents, success driven, harmony seekers.Celebrities who have one: Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Snoop Dog, Hugh Hefner, Girls Next Door.

Sidekick 3: You can be exclusive and you like to have people wonder what you are doing at all times.Celebrities who have one: Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan

Nokia: Family-minded, middle aged managers, balance seekers, health conscious.Celebrities who have one: Jennifer Lopez, Mary J. Blige

Sony Ericsson: Ambitious young men, professionals, success driven, individualisticCelebrities who have one: Robbie Williams, Helena ChristensenSamsung: Young women, career focused, success driven, fun seekersCelebrities who have one: Leonardo DiCaprio, Allison Janney

Blackberry: You are into all of the tech things and like new things. Carrying a PDA also means you may be demanding but only because you are a multi-tasker. You are extremely organized.Celebrities who have one: Jaime Fox, Britney Spears, Lauren Conrad, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Adrian Grenier, and Tina Fey.

Treo: You are into all of the tech things and like new things. Carrying a PDA also means you may be demanding but only because you are a multi-tasker. You are extremely organized.Celebrities who have one: Mathew Broderick, Peter Gabriel

Could the stereotypes be true? What phone do you have?

Such an ADDICTIVE SONG!

Who is inside your body?

To all the people I know who think that I' am just a tease...
Great trick to do on APril's foool....
Enjoy!

Are you a seflish ASSHOLE?

This weekend suckedddd! Went to the mall yesterday with ma sis and I was verrry sleepy...it was the first time ever for me to go out in a sleepy mode...so i didnt feel like talkin, shoppin, and didn't buy anythin! I made a promise to myself to never EVER go out when am in a sleepy mode or when am grumpy...Anyways, Woke up today with stiff neck & shoulders...hate it when it happenz...I wanted to call my cousin to give me a massage this grl is amazinnnn fel massage! lucky her husband he gets to be massaged everyday...But i changed ma mind coz 7aram she js had a baby like a month ago and she's outa town takin some time off...Some people just have those powerful hands that ease da pain after they give you a massage...am good in giving massages but i'd rather have someone massage me *selfish beyotochhhh* :p i know...

I was so bored this morning so i decided to delete some unuseful links in my favorite links on my laptop and came across this link maybe you should check it out...It tests you whether yer an ASSHOLE *neyahahaha* my score was 15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you! I enjoy being an ASSHOLE by makin idiots around me get nervous and can't look me in da eyes :p

Test yerself and tell me about yer score: http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/