Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy Because I'm Sexy as Hell!! what about you?

pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I needed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I raped
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - i stabbed
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - Paris Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - Ur grandma
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - 21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - you
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - a crackhead

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because DRUGS DO EFFECT ME
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha!

i slept with a pornstar cos i have double d's.

can manboobs get to double d status?

xxx Candy xxx said...

loooooooool ya if u were a sumooo : p

Anonymous said...

LOL! That's funny as hell.

I slept with my ex because because I'm a pimp and your jealous!!

hahahahahah.

Hey can I steal that from you?

I'm not asking you, I'm telling you! lol .. :P

Anonymous said...

I ran shirtless with my ex because im sexy as hell!

LOL, loved it!

Leo. said...

i needed your dealer cos thats how i roll?!!!

what r u kiddin me!!!

Isam said...

i ate a horse because i had to ...

or did i ?? :wondering:

xxx Candy xxx said...

@ who-sane next time you steal things from my blog you have to pay $5 per word!

@ Blue ice a7laaa sexxxxyyy...isn't sleepin with an ex js sexxy?!

@ Leo admit that yer a hash dealer! :p

@ isam keep on wondering...well at least its better than eating a prostitue or a jew anywayzz!

Anonymous said...

I banged an orange because I'm beautiful.........


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